Charlie Crumb as he is this Thursday.
Name – Charlie Crumb (last known as Charlie Jones, formerly known as Charlie Baker, now definitely – currently – Charlie Crumb. Googley verified as the only Charlie Crumb with an Aunty Viv.
Age – 10 and 9 months – currently. Formerly 11 and 9 months.
Hair – light brown with all follicles growing in an upward direction – this is an unchanging fact. Definitely.
Eyes – blue with inquisitive crinkles at the sides.
Face – freckled from May to September.
Arms and legs – alarmingly white due to enforced application of sun protection factor 50 sprays. Cream applications would definitely be worse.
Height – currently on the short side but will definitely be taller after the next growth spurt.
A word or two about Aunty Viv.
A few thoughts on Uncle Al.
Why bunions matter.
Why families matter more.
In the great scheme of things, friends are friends.
A pencil drawing of Charlie. When you see him, I’d love to hear if you think he looks like… well, Charlie Crumb!